What is patrixxxmas you ask? well you celebrate christmas or maybe even haunikah and quanza but here we trollpasta makers celebrate patrixxxmas this is a story of one particular patrixxxmas night.
it was a cold winter night and all through the house not a single creature was stirring not even a mouse because jolly ol st. patrixxx with his jolly red hat and his big bear arms and his creepy stare that could fuel any nightmare murdered them and ate all they're souls because they made fun of him and claimed he didn't exist patrixxx then set off in his solid gold slay with his skodwardeer delivering presents to all the good troll pasta makers in the world and killing all the non-believers by turning them into blood and once twas all said and done patrixxx returned to the 666th dimension to rest after a long patrixxxmas night.